I submitted this op-ed to 10 major media outlets. It was rejected by all 10.An Israeli:
A Palestinian: But that didn't give you the right to treat us as second-class citizens and then, when you developed a military, to be so aggressive to us. Look--in 1967,
An Israeli: Remember, in 1967,
A Palestinian: But you didn't just preempt and attack. You took over our land:
An Israeli: If you were a tiny country surrounded by enemies sworn to your destruction, and in the war to defeat them you took small bits of land that would provide a buffer against future attacks, isn't that fair?
A Palestinian: No. First of all, you didn't just take buffer land. You took more. And you then treat the residents like second-class citizens.
An Israeli: As you know, all Israelis, Arab and Jew alike all have equal rights: to education, to vote and so on.
A Palestinian: That's not fair. You know there are countless ways in which Israeli Jews treat Israeli Arabs and Palestinians like second-class citizens.
An Israeli: If, de facto we treat Arabs less well, it is because while we Israelis have built a modern democracy--with equal rights for women, a tremendous prioritization of education, creating world-class scientists who can cure diseases, many of the Arab and Palestinian people are more interested in keeping things pretty much like they were in the 7th century.
A Palestinian: That's both an unfair generalization and very judgmental of you--Who is to say whether your version of society is a better way of life? Look at all your immoral behavior, your shallow materialism? What are you so proud of--that you brought Dunkin' Donuts and Burger King to
An Israeli: Dunkin' Donuts and Burger King are not core to the difference between the Israeli vision and the Arab/Palestinian vision. Yes,
A Palestinian: I do not believe that, long-term, such different people can live side-by-side in peace.
An Israeli: Candidly, I agree with you, especially because the surrounding countries are all Arab, with such long-standing antipathy toward Israel and the Jews, especially the powerful radical elements: Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, Al-Qaeda, and of course Hamas, the terrorists your people elected, all of which call for the destruction of Israel, wiping it off the face of the earth.
A Palestinian: If you got out of the West Bank, the Golan Heights, and
An Israeli: I strongly doubt it. Remember, in 2000, President Clinton brokered a deal in which Israel offered the Palestinians virtually everything they asked for, yet Arafat, the Palestinian leader, walked away. In 2005,
A Palestinian: But look what you did--so disproportionate. You have destroyed
An Israeli: When you deliberately embed your terrorists and rocket-launching installations in residential neighborhoods to deter
A Palestinian: You're right.
An Israeli: So, if they can't, either
A Palestinian: Right. Because the surrounding peoples are less likely to attack Palestinians than to attack Jews, I'd argue that it's
An Israeli: As you know, some of the most passionate Jews in the Palestinian/Israeli dispute claim
A Palestinian: There are trade-offs in any agreement. For the Jews to have a homeland where they can, long-term, live in peace without a massive military, they will have to move elsewhere. Remember, our Koran does, in many places, specifically call for the killing of the Jews. And our people contain many fundamentalists, likely to deeply believe in the Koran's orders.
An Israeli: A good point, my friend. Well then, the place where Jews are most likely to be accepted would be near a major Jewish population center in a Western democracy, for example, an Israel-sized sliver of the massive amount of low-cost undeveloped land an hour or two north of New York City.
A Palestinian: That could be New Israel. But how could the
An Israeli: With the amount of money that the
A Palestinian: They, of course, could stay, but they'd be living in a Palestinian state.
An Israeli: So all of
A Palestinian: Yes.
An Israeli: Well, at least that way, the Palestinians would have the homeland they've long longed for, surrounded by their Arab brethren and with their Israeli enemy 6,000 miles away. And the Israelis would have a safe homeland next to millions of other Jews in the
A Palestinian: And after the establishment of New Israel, all the money that currently goes to the military and rebuilding after the Israeli and Palestinian attacks, could go toward things more likely to benefit humanity.
An Israeli: So perhaps it wouldn't just be a pipedream that Israeli and Palestinian children could enjoy their childhood and aspire not to be soldiers or terrorists but doctors, teachers, and artists.
A Palestinian: It is time to replace jihad with jobs.
An Israeli: Hate with hope.
A Palestinian: And maybe even with love.


